Death Star Descends Upon Detroit

The Death Star and Blacks: Black on the outside, concentrated, rust-belt-city-destroying power on the inside

No wonder Schwartz acts like an aggrieved lowlife once given a position of power.

I don't think we'll be winning the "Least Racist Blog on the Internet" award this year.

Mazel Tov!

Cubs Hire Dale Sveum

Week 10 Recap: As if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced

Princess Leia told us that pecker petter Favre was in there!

Nordic rape whistles. ohh OHHHHHHHHHH!!! Aaron Rodgers is raping the shit out of us!

Kotsay signs with San Diego

Go fuck yourself, Kotsay.

Packers 45, Chargers 38

Welp, who's ready for Rodgers to start getting the Favre treatment from the media?

2011 Hendy Award Winner - Yuniesky Betancourt

Thanks to everyone for participating again this year. We definitely did our part and ultimately gave the award to the player who was most deserving. I look forward to a horribly disappointing season next year and bringing the hate out again next October. Enjoy the off-season!




Yuni B did not strike out in the Hendies.

2011 Hendies - The Feces Four

Kinney Division Champion


Casey McGehee


Franklin Division Champion


Wil Nieves


Bando Division Champion


Yuniesky Betancourt


Taylor Division Champion


Shaun Marcum


Per usual, we are going to vote in round robin format. Each finalist will face off against everyone else one time. If there's a tie, we go to the head-to-head results between the two players that are tied. If they're still tied like last year, we go to the usual "state your hate" tiebreaker.

Matchups:

McGehee v. Nieves

McGehee v. Betancourt

McGehee v. Marcum

Nieves v. Betancourt

Nieves v. Marcum

Betancourt v. Marcum

Have fun and get some anger out!

Hendies Headlines

Kotsay Can't Get Enough Takers


The improbable upset of Mark Kotsay has occurred. Shaun Marcum is in the Feces Four.