2011 Hendies - The Sewer Sixteen
We are down to sixteen. Here are the matchups:
Kinney Division:
1. C. McGehee
5. L. Schafer
7. J. Wilson
6. E. De La Cruz
Franklin Division
1. W. Nieves
5. M. Fiers
2. D.R. Herrera
11. C. Hart
Bando Division
8. Y. Betancourt
5. M. McClendon
2. S. Mitre
6. Z. Braddock
Taylor Division
8. M. Kotsay
12. Z. Greinke
2. M. Gamel
11. S. Marcum
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posted by Condescendy @ 9:19 AM
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15 Comments:
These matchups still aren't competitive! This year's field is very top heavy. I don't even need to explain these results.
Kinney Division:
1. C. McGehee
7. J. Wilson
Franklin Division
1. W. Nieves
11. C. Hart
Bando Division
8. Y. Betancourt
6. Z. Braddock
Taylor Division
8. M. Kotsay
11. S. Marcum
Kinney Division:
1. C. McGehee - Super AIDS
7. J. Wilson - Regular AIDS
Franklin Division
1. W. Nieves - Fucks fans
11. C. Hart - Fucks chickens
Bando Division
8. Y. Betancourt - Catches nothing
6. Z. Braddock - Catches naps
Taylor Division
8. M. Kotsay - Thankful not to be facing Hart, Nieves
11. S. Marcum - Thankful not to be facing Hart, Nieves
Oh. Every single one of our votes were the same. Has there ever been an entirely unanimous round before?
Kinney
1. McGehee
7. Wilson
Franklin
1. Nieves
11. Hart-Can an 11 seed make it to the Feces Four? God I hope so.
Bando
8. Betancourt-Favorite?
6. Braddock
Taylor
8. Kockspray
11. Marcum-See Hart.
Kinney
1. McGehee
7. Wilson
Franklin
1. Ok fine, Nieves
11. Hart
Bando
8. Betancourt
6. Braddock
Taylor
8. Kotsay
11. Marcum
zzzzzzz
Hahaha, should we just go right to the Excrement Eight or keep giving Mike McClendon a shot here?
This is exactly what I expected.
I want a perfect round. It would be unprecedented.
If you're going to skip the excrement eight, you might as well toss McGehee and Betancourt to the wolves right now and let us decide Hart/Nieves and Marcumspray
I bet some knucklehead is going to vote for Mitre or Herrera. Still, it would take a major upset for any of the favorites to lose this round.
I don't think we're skipping the Excrement Eight. Those should all be some good matchups. McGehee and Betancourt are favorites in that round for sure, but it's not like Wilson and Braddock are lightweights. And the other two matchups will be very close.
The big question is whether I post the pictures of the losers or hang on to them. Don't know what I'll do yet.
Kinney Division
1. C. McGehee
7. J. Wilson
Franklin Division
1. W. Nieves
2. D.R. Herrera - Hart? Come on.
Bando Division
8. Y. Betancourt
2. S. Mitre
Taylor Division
8. M. Kotsay
11. S. Marcum
I feel rushed. There's still a lot of hate to spew
Kinney Division:
1. C. McGehee - fuck you.
6. E. de la Cruz - did you see how many balls this guy threw in his approximately 6 major league innings?
Franklin Division
1. W. Nieves - it's just so sad that you have to look back on some entertaining Brewers teams and remember the likes of Will fucking Nieves. Guys like him basically ruin baseball for me.
2. DR Herrera - What the fuck is up with the Hate for Corey Hart? Yes, he's bad defensively. So is the entire team. He had a really good year offensively. Seriously, people hate Hart more than Danielle Ray Herrera? a 5-3 mexican shemale LOOGY who throws 81MPH? What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
Bando Division
8. Y. Betancourt - so help me Christ if they pick up his option.
Taylor Division
11. S. Marcum - I will miss a Kockspray Feces Four photo, but Shaun Marcum is a soft tosser. Just ask Oldest Hoss Radbourn.
Shit, my copy/paste failed me:
Add:
Bando:
6. Z. Braddock - bitch tit
Taylor:
8. Z. Greinke - made me look bad way too many times this year.
11. S. Marcum still over Gamel
Kinney Division:
1. Mcgehee - I'm sure he's a nice guy, but fuck him for giving us the worst 5-hole hitter in baseball
6. De La Cruz - wow, Mcgehee has a free ride to the Feces Four
Franklin Division:
1. Wil Nieves - give ME his a/b's this year and I bet I put up a higher slugging %
11. Hart - my hatred of Hart just grows and grows with each passing season...
Bando Division:
8. Betancourt - If not for a very productive playoff showing, this guy would be my lock to take it all
6. Braddock - Has no friends
Taylor Division:
12. Greinke - expectations, expectations...
11. Marcum - well, of course this hatred is solely based on his unacceptable playoff performance. THE PLAYOFFS ARE IMPORTANT!
Damnit, someone was supposed to tell me when this began! What am I to do now with all this pent up hate???
Kinney:
1. McGhay
6. De La SuckassII
Franklin:
1. Wil "I wish I were Juan" Nieves
11. Hart (sorry, don't know the other guy so I can't hate him)
Bando:
8. Batoncoor
2. Spray
Taylor:
12. Greinke (I expect nothing out of Kotsay)
11. Schlong!!!
Kinney Division:
1. C. McGehee
7. J. Wilson
Franklin Division
1. W. Nieves
2. Herrera
Bando Division
8. Y. Betancourt
6. Z. Braddock
Taylor Division
8. M. Kotsay
11. S. Marcum
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