Saturday, January 30, 2010

Miley Cyrus, Jimmy Butler Carry Marquette on the Road


[Jimmy Butler embraces Miley Cyrus, to whom he credits the victory]

UConn's Arena Music Coordinator made a crucial mistake when he chose to play "Party in the USA" during a timeout with 12.5 seconds left and the game tied. With the ball in his hands, Jimmy Butler, a long-time Miley enthusiast, calmly sank a fade-away jumper in the lane to defeat UConn in their own building.

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Friday, January 29, 2010

2009/10 Rhodes Scholars


Welcome to the First Annual Rhodes' Scholars Award, named after the mediocre Packers coach whose name obviously lends itself well to a hate-off award.  After being beaten by Favre twice and losing to Tampa Bay, I'm sure there's plenty of pent up hate after this season.  Plus, I know we're all already excited to see the four images Condy produces for the Feces Four.

Let the hate begin!

BUCKLEY DIVISION:
1. J. Bush
8. D. Driver

4. S. Wells
5. A. Harris

6. G. Jennings
3. B. Chillar

7. C. Jenkins
2. J. Spitz


CARROLL DIVISION:
1. M. Crosby
8. R. Grant

4. J. Kuhn
5. T. Williams

6. C. Clifton
3. A. Bigby

7. J. Jolly
2. D. Colledge


FERGUSON DIVISION:
1. A. Barbre
8. J. Finley

4. A. Kampman
5. J. Jones

6. R. Pickett
3. J. Sitton

7. J. Nelson
2. A. Hawk


MANDARICH DIVISION:
1. D. Lee
8. M. Tauscher

4. B. Jones
5. T. Havner

6. B. Raji
3. B. Jackson

7. A. Green
2. J. Kapinos

The rules are the same as the Hendies. Vote for the guy who upsets you to the core more. The guy who just bothers you. The guy who gets your goat. The jerk with no swagger that you don't like. You get the point. We wait to tally final votes until there is a lull in voting and/or it appears no one else will be voting. In the event of a tie, we go to a one-day argument period, where we debate the merits of the competitors. There is no reason to go further than this. Usually someone blows the crowd away with one argument. If we really reach an impasse, the better seeded player (lower number) wins. A round robin determines the winner after the Feces Four has been decided.

Pro Bowl players (not alternates) were excluded, so were specialists who don't kick the ball.  Players who did not play much due to depth chart position, early season injuries, etc... were also excluded.  If a player's starts total was low due to benching, that player was included. 

According to Football Outsiders, the defense had a higher rating overall than the offense, so fewer defensive players were included.  Because football lacks a VORP equivalent, after this thinning process, the offensive and defensive players were ranked separately in order according to a completely objective Bub formula, split into four divisions and matched accordingly against each other.  The two excess offensive players least deserving of inclusion in the voting (Finley, Tauscher) were paired against the two offensive players most deserving of inclusion (Lee, Barbre).  Crosby and Kapinos were treated as defensive players because obviously neither contributed anything to the offense. 

I realize the arrangement is not quite as fair and objective as the Hendies but feel as though our intangible hatred will compensate for this and make sure the deserving players advance.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Jim Edmonds Signs With Brewers


Why the hell not? Now, just sign Barry Bonds and Moises Alou and you've got an outfield.

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Because It's Too Good...




Enjoy the offseason, Assholes.

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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Oakland signs Ben Sheets to 1yr/$10m contract


Sure it's a one year deal, but with Sheets, ten starts often constitute one year.

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Sunday, January 24, 2010

Who Dat?




Borat Joins the Celebration...


"You Will Never Get This!"

2010 Brewers Top Prospects

I'm going to follow the format I have the last couple years and rank the prospects based on a percentage formula. The best prospct in baseball would be a 100% and the worst 0%. I have included longer write-ups about each player this year.

1. Alcides Escobar – SS - 80%
Escobar has more than enough defensive skills to cut it in the majors. But he still hasn’t shown enough offensive skill (.762 OPS, though he did have 42 SB) to be an elite shortstop. The thing I don’t like is that he will have no incentive to add power to his game (because fans, etc. will have all they want with his defense, singles and stolen bases) and likely won’t add patience at the plate anytime soon, either. Many would probably disagree, but without power or patience at the plate, Escobar’s ceiling is limited. Still, he seems more likely to immediately impact the Brewers than Gamel and is the player in the system most likely to contribute in the MLB.

2. Mat Gamel – 3B - 79%
After’s Gamel’s sizzling start to the season (1.256 OPS in April), you would have expected his stock to rise. However, he slowed down in May, got a call to the Brewers, where he struggled to get significant playing time, and then went back to Nashville, where he continued to struggle. Thanks to his April, his season will look fine in the end, but his numbers have been heading in the wrong direction. If there’s a positive, it’s that his defense showed significant improvement this year. The downside to that, however, is that he still hasn’t made the switch to the outfield and seems stuck at a position where he probably will never be adequate defensively. And 54 strikeouts in 128 MLB ABs is not a good sign. I can’t imagine him being too great in Milwaukee in 2010.

3. Brett Lawrie – 2B - 79%
Lawrie did pretty much exactly what you would expect this year. As a 19-year-old playing full-season ball, he held his own with an .802 OPS. Reports on his play are expected: great bat speed, natural hitter, unnatural fielder. After being promoted to Double-A, Lawrie struggled a lot. In fact, he was downright overmatched. That’s to be expected of a 19-year-old, but it is the 0:14 BB:K there that keeps him off the top of this list. He has a long, long way to go. However, I expect him to be the top prospect in the system at this point next season.

4. Eric Arnett – SP - 78%
If you’re a college pitcher drafted in the first round of the entry draft, you pretty much are going to be the Brewers top pitching prospect. Arnett’s numbers weren’t remarkable in Rookie ball, but apparently he didn’t throw his slider and took it very easy after a full NCAA season. He will enter 2010 as the top pitching prospect barring injury and should join a pretty talented rotation in Wisconsin or Brevard County.

5. Jonathan Lucroy – C - 72%
Lucroy came on nicely as the season progressed and is now the top catching prospect in the organization. After a slow start, he had a .991 OPS in August, and saw his OPS rise to .798, which isn’t too bad for Huntsville. What’s more impressive is his patience and strikezone judgment. He had a 78:66 BB:K, a very rare positive ratio. He hasn’t shown a ton of power and probably never will, but his on-base skills and average defense at catcher make him a valuable prospect.

6. Cody Scarpetta – SP - 72%
I was higher than most on Scarpetta at the start of the season, so I’m obviously still high on him after his successful campaign in Wisconsin. 105 innings, 55 BB, 116 K, and a positive ground ball ratio. Those a very good numbers from a 20/21-year-old playing in Single-A. He needs to refine his control, but he has the potential to be the top pitching prospect in the system in a year and has the stuff to be a good major leaguer.

7. Zach Braddock – RP - 71%
Pitch-for-pitch, Braddock is the most talented pitcher in the minors (i.e. he has the best stuff). He has a mid-90’s fastball and dirty offspeed pitches. Plus he’s big and left-handed. His raw talent is apparent given his numbers again this season – 40.1 IP, 7 BB, 62K, 1.79 ERA between Brevard County and Huntsville. What’s missing? Innings. Braddock’s injury history has the Brewers very cautious - cautious to the point he’ll probably never be a starter again. Even as a shutdown reliever, which I think Braddock can be, his injury bug is a major concern. Plus, relievers have less value than starters.

8. Wily Peralta – SP - 71%
One of the rarely seen Dominican prospects in the Brewers system. Peralta has a high ceiling thanks to his youth (20 years old), size (6’2” 225 lbs.), and velocity. He is a lot like Scarpetta in that regard and perhaps has an even higher ceiling than him. This season in Wisconsin, he struck out 118 in 103.2 innings compared to 46 walks. The walks are a bit high, but raw talent is clearly there. He will be someone to watch in Brevard County next season.

9. Jacob Odorizzi – SP - 70%
The Brewers were extremely conservative with Odorizzi this season, limiting him to 47 innings in Rookie ball. He has a very good arm and has done fine in his brief stints in MiLB game action. He will be exciting to follow next year in his full-season debut. Like Scarpetta and Peralta, he has a high ceiling but is a long way away from the majors.

10. Caleb Gindl – OF - 67%
Gindl is a classic player in the stats v. scouts debate. On stats alone, he’d be in the top 5 on this list. As a 20-year-old playing in the very pitcher-friendly Florida State League, Gindl hit 17 home runs, had a .822 OPS, 18 SB to 4 CS, and 57 BB with 92 K in 394 AB. If those numbers don’t seem overly impressive, remember that he was 20, and he was second in the league in HR and OPS and very close to being the league leader in both categories. But the problem is that he’s just 5’9” on a good day and 185 lbs. I obviously like his plate approach, but that’s a lot of strikeouts for a player if he doesn’t have typical corner outfield power. The question is can someone Gindl’s size have the power to play RF in the majors? Sure, there are players like Brian Giles, but he had amazing BB:K numbers and hit for a very high average. Even Giles is bigger than him. Kirby Puckett? This coming season in Double-A will be a huge test for him. Despite his shortcomings, I believe he is the best outfield prospect the Brewers have.


Overall, the system is up from last year, but that's mostly the product of not graduating anyone to the majors and having a lot of draft picks. I think the Brewers did pretty well in the 2009 draft, but only time will tell. There is a lot of young potential in the system which we could see developing this season. Yet, a lot of that talent is very raw and a long way away. The system continues to be weak at the top, with no players at this point projecting to be MLB stars. The problem in my opinion continues to be a lack of success in the foreign markets. The Brewers are well behind the curve there and simply don't have the financial ability to impact their farm system. Perhaps that changes when Hall and Suppan come off the books. It ultimately puts a lot of pressure on drafting and trading. Unfortunately, the Brewers don't have much to trade and they lack extra draft picks going forward, which is pretty essential at this point.
I am excited to see what Lawrie and the young pitchers are able to do this year. I'm not expecting great things from Escobar or Gamel in the majors as rookies, but it will be nice to see what they can do as well. If the Brewers start the season very poorly and find themselves out of contention, I think it's definitely time to consider trading Fielder and restocking the shelves a bit.
Feel free to discuss players you believe are overrated or who were snubbed.

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Saturday, January 23, 2010

A Very Strong Argument Why Young Men Need a Father Figure



His life could've been something...

Friday, January 22, 2010

A wise man once said

"I fucking love character issues. I don't want some pussy that volunteers at homeless shelters and wipes up after the elderly... I want the guy with a four-page rap sheet who owns three registered and twenty six unregistered handguns and keeps company with mafia from four different continents. They just make better ...players, it's scientific fact." Enter One of the best NFL receivers of all time.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Brewers Sign Latest Douchebag to Wear Affliction T; Vows to be Less of a Douchebag than Jeff Suppan



1 year $4.25 million with a $1 million buyout of a $6.5 million option in 2011.

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Friday, January 15, 2010

Corey Hart Loses Starting Right Field Job


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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Charles Woodson wins Defensive MVP


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Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Brook Lopez, Actor Christopher Reid, and Brandon Jennings shoot a movie about basketball

Monday, January 04, 2010

Is It Too Early To Post This?

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