Just got my Trevor Hoffman Bobblehead

Why is he shirtless?

The Pen of Bulls

Needless to say It has been Trevor Time since he got off the DL

He has been flawless as the closer

His stablity and sage-like wisdom has also helped the other members

of what has been a more than respectable bullpen

All and all I would say the bullpen has been better than expected

Nice work Doug with the Hoffman signing thus far into the season
Discuss the bullpen here

E, I'd like to thank SNL for Tossing Us this Softball...

...just reminded me of your mom.

Well, This Is a Real Shit Storm.

Rickie Weeks puts too much strain on his wrists. This much we know. What is unclear is whether the crew can survive without their potential 2009 breakout candidate.

Suppan Having "Career Year" in 2009

I've done literally no research, but I have no reason to doubt that Jeff Suppan is off to the best start of his career.

The Happy Youngster

Happy Youngster Deadspin Article

This is just classic Happy Youngster.

Also, at the risk of starting another blog meltdown, there's this:

T-Hoff is the man on the right.

Mine is bigger than yours.

And Jason Kendall cleans my jock.

A Hero Returns Home

Monday: Koronka vs. Parra
Tuesday: Nolasco vs. Looper
Wednesday: Johnson vs. Bush

Club Tap (RIP) Pitching Prospect Gary 'BaBa Booey' Dell'Abate

Son, It's Time to Stop

You can't help but think, man, I bet Big Irv is pretty damn disappointed with his son right now.

Manny Ramirez: Not the sharpest knife in the chandelier

I knew there was a reason I always liked Manny

You think those mother fuckers look alike, don't forget us

Of course. WTMJ-4's Shelley Walcott and Tim Meadows playing Oprah Winfrey on Saturday Night Live. I left the name on there so you could tell who was who. I've been waiting years for the right time to post this one. Thank you, oneupsmanship.

We all look alike? Y'all must be crazy!

Rajon Rando (left) and Snoop Dogg drop a triple-double homicide on Rice and Strawberry

Please note that Rondo's jersey lacing happens to be Snoop's favorite color. Also, his headband is upside down.

Jerry Rice commits to USC; Snoop practices with Raiders

Hi, I'm Jerry Rice

And I'm mother fucking identical to Darryl Strawberry. And we're both named after food.

No end in sight, folks.

It comes full circle

Obscurely referenced and tangentially related, Clyde "The Glide" Drexler is Old, Bald and Black, but doesn't otherwise closely resemble Mr. Strawberry

Darryl Strawberry Insulted Identical Twin Colvin Confused With Frank Francisco

Strawberry awaits response from blogging community.

Cletidus Hunt Appalled by Recent Smear Campaign

Correction: Frank Francisco = Bunny Fucking Colvin

Sorry blog readers for any confusion.

Rangers Closer Frank Francisco Contacts FBI; P. Diddy Watching Every Step He Takes, Every Move He Makes