Trent "Crocodile" Oeltjen becomes the latest addition to the 1927 Milwaukee Yankees. Oeltjen was unavailable for comment as he was chasing a kangaroo around the Great Barrier Reef. He later bathed in ostrich egg yolks and used a koala bear as a luffa. Proving once and for all that all Australians are named Trent.
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I kind of like this pickup. Even though he was 26, he slugged .500 at AAA last year. Could do worse as it's only a minor league deal.
All of these recent Brewers posts are hilarious. Job well done, fellas.
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