My Meathead Matthews manboner can no longer be contained
He's everywhere on the field. He loves to hit people. He works harder than anybody else. He stripped a football from a standing running back and took it in for a touchdown. He has long flowing locks and loves America. And his farts are so nasty they come out in a toxic orange color. He is everything we wish AJ Hawk had been. Here's hoping he pulverizes Brett Favre's aching hip and prostate in two weeks.