Hi, I'm a Worthless Dick, AND a Crybaby!
I don't really need to say much. Although he only had 21 ABs in August with the big club, Va-Jay-Jay Hardy takes home the HIAWDA. Hardy hit .228 in June and July, with an astouding .272 OBP before hitting rock-bottom in August. Not only did he get demoted; he managed to piss off the front office to the point where he was not called up for over 20 days, thus making him inelligible for free agency until the end of the 2011 season. Will it add to his trade value when they ship his ass out of town this offseason? I suppose it will, but don't expect it to help the Brewers all that much. By hitting like Neifi Perez and acting like a spoiled little bitch, JJ Hardy has punched his ticket out of town.
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posted by OldHossRadbourn @ 8:43 PM
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Hmmm. Disturbing.
I would have posted Hardy miserable minor league numbers to further support this HIAWDA.
For about a month now, I had forgotten about my favorite part of the baseball season - THE HENDIES!!! Get ready, fuckers. Will there be a repeat winner? Will Chaquita Hardy take down the crown? Will anybody be penetrating a tailpipe?
Somebody please post something so I don't ever have to look at this again.
Fine, but it's going to be another picture of shirtless Mike Rivera.
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