Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Hi, I'm a Worthless Dick, The "Who Cares" Edition




What a shocker, folks. Jason Kendall takes his second HIAWDA award with a .590 OPS in September. He was hit 3 times, which I'm pretty sure set some kind of record, but unfortunately, none of the HBP were hard enough to end his career. Here's to another year littered with HIAWDA's in 2010 for Mr. Kendall.

Runners Up: Braden Looper: 6.15 ERA, 7 HR against, .345 AVG against
Corey Patterson (on team)

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6 Comments:

At 9:12 AM, October 01, 2009, Blogger Brew City Bub said...

You get a gold star for today for even remembering to continue the HIAWDAs with these fuckers. Condescendy and I had a good Hendy discussion yesterday and each of us anxiously awaits the overwhelming sense of apathy this blog will undoubtedly express towards the 2009 Brewers.

 
At 9:19 AM, October 01, 2009, Anonymous condescendy said...

OHR and I also had a similar discussion. Looking ahead, I must correct the false rumor that has been floating around. It looks like Suppan will be the No. 10 overall seed, and not No. 9. This means he and Parra will not face off in the quarterfinals as previously anticipated.

Because Suppan's season should be finished and there is absolutely no way Parra digs out from his hole, we should be spared from a premature exit for one of those guys.

 
At 9:47 AM, October 01, 2009, Blogger Brew City Bub said...

Wow, soup gets bailed out by his offensive VORP and gutty performance yesterday. Consider yourselves lucky, BCS voters - these titans won't clash until the feces four now

 
At 12:00 PM, October 01, 2009, Blogger bubsbrother said...

"Corey Patterson (on team)" brings the lols, great work OHR

 
At 5:01 PM, October 01, 2009, Anonymous $lash said...

Just noticed the paper in front of him says "dick"... perfect.

 
At 6:43 PM, October 01, 2009, Blogger local inebriated funny man said...

Congrats Bloggers for dropping the ball this wee. Favre vs. the Packers and not one Favre post? Shit, there oughtta be at least one each day.

Very droopy, fellas. Pick it up!

 

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