Hi, I'm a Worthless Dick, The "Who Cares" Edition

What a shocker, folks. Jason Kendall takes his second HIAWDA award with a .590 OPS in September. He was hit 3 times, which I'm pretty sure set some kind of record, but unfortunately, none of the HBP were hard enough to end his career. Here's to another year littered with HIAWDA's in 2010 for Mr. Kendall.
Runners Up: Braden Looper: 6.15 ERA, 7 HR against, .345 AVG against
Corey Patterson (on team)

6 Comments:
You get a gold star for today for even remembering to continue the HIAWDAs with these fuckers. Condescendy and I had a good Hendy discussion yesterday and each of us anxiously awaits the overwhelming sense of apathy this blog will undoubtedly express towards the 2009 Brewers.
OHR and I also had a similar discussion. Looking ahead, I must correct the false rumor that has been floating around. It looks like Suppan will be the No. 10 overall seed, and not No. 9. This means he and Parra will not face off in the quarterfinals as previously anticipated.
Because Suppan's season should be finished and there is absolutely no way Parra digs out from his hole, we should be spared from a premature exit for one of those guys.
Wow, soup gets bailed out by his offensive VORP and gutty performance yesterday. Consider yourselves lucky, BCS voters - these titans won't clash until the feces four now
"Corey Patterson (on team)" brings the lols, great work OHR
Just noticed the paper in front of him says "dick"... perfect.
Congrats Bloggers for dropping the ball this wee. Favre vs. the Packers and not one Favre post? Shit, there oughtta be at least one each day.
Very droopy, fellas. Pick it up!
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