Hi, I'm a Worthless Dick.
Folks, we are entering uncharted territory. For only the second time in HIAWDA history, we have a back-to-back winner. Yes, that's right, Bill Hall has captured his second consecutive HIAWDA award after OPSing an impressive .414 in the month of June in 47 ABs. I have to take my hat off to Mr. Hall - he managed to collect 7 hits this month, which is a full 6 more than I believed him capable of achieving. Congratulations on this special honor, Bill.
And yes, pictured above is Bill Hall congratulating Bill Hall on his second straight award. Nice to see him pass the torch to the lucky recipient: himself.
Props to Brew City Bub on the idea for the photo art. Well done, sir.
posted by OldHossRadbourn @ 9:41 PM
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2 Comments:
I think you should have drawn in the bow tie.
I'm assuming all you assholes are quiet because there's nothing to disagree about; Bill Hall is the most worthless fucking baseball player in recent memory and this award is nothing more than a dog and pony show every month.
Well God Dammit, I am going to continue to hand the thing out, and if Bill Hall wins the god damn thing every month, so fucking be it. And if it does happen again in July, the award will almost inevitably evolve, if it hasn't already, into the Hall Is a Worthless Dick Again [Award].
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