Brew City Sports
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Milwaukee/Marquette Basketball
We're a couple weeks into the basketball season, MU and UWM faced off last night, and, of course, the Milwaukee Bucks are on a tear. It's a perfect time to take a peak at how things are going and shaping up for the rest of the season.
White players have stood no chance against Wes "Mega-arm" Matthews this season
Let's start off with the Bucks, who most people figured would lose 74 games this year. Well, with Michael Redd injured, the Bucks have given substantial playing time to their best player Razor Ramon Sessions. Sessions has led them to respectability. But before we get too excited here, remember that Redd will be back soon and the Bucks are devoid of talent. With Redd shooting 30 times a game and playing absolutely no defense, the Bucks still figure to lose 60 games this season. But, as long as Redd is out, this blog will continue to support the Bucks.
On to the real basketball - Marquette. MU handed UWM a 100-80 defeat last night in a game that was close throughout the first half and a blowout in the second. UWM played pretty well, and it'd be interesting to see how close they could have kept the game had they not gotten into serious foul trouble.
MU is now 3-0 after three decisive victories, scoring 301 total points in the first three contests. One thing has become quite clear - MU is a fantastic team in transition, perhaps the best in the country. Under Buzz Williams, MU has played at as fast of a pace as possible. The high paced games have been influenced by teams like UWM and Chicago State that also try to play a wide open transitional style. MU is not going to lose many games where they can get into the open court with momentum.
After three games, the most pleasant surprise has been Wes Matthews. Over the offseason, Matthews hit the weight room, as you can see by his mega-arm in the above picture. Matthews has been a force on the offsensive boards, and his shot has looked incredibly smooth. Further, he's established himself as the team's best freethrow shooter. He's averaging 26 pts and 7 rebounds per game and shooting 57% behind the arc and 94% from the line. He's been fantastic.
Also playing fantastic basketball are Lazar Hayward and Jerel McNeal, to no one's surprise. Those two were the team's best players last year and have continued to develop. Hayward is the team's best offensive weapon, shooting 58.5% from the field and averaging an outstanding 4.3 offensive rebounds per game. McNeal has been somewhat inconsistent in the early going, but has nevertheless averaged 19.7 pts per game and is the team's best on-the-ball defender. Hayward and Matthews have shown great jumpshooting ability in the early going.
Dominic James has struggled offensively, and unfortunately has shown no progress in his shooting. He's played defense well, though, and more than previous years been willing to look to pass first. He's been a good court general so far, and with the three aforementioned offensive weapons, James has no reason to shoot too often. He's only attempted 24 shots total in the team's first 3 games.
And then there's the rest of the team. This is a team that's currently suiting up 7 guards, 2 small forwards, 1 power forward and 0 centers. Acker, Cubillan and Jimmy Butler are adequate backups for the backcourt players. Cubillan and Acker have seemed to hit their ceilings already, and Jimmy Butler is a bit too lanky and inexperienced to be a significant contributor. But they don't kill the team when they come in, and that's all you need from them.
The great performances by Matthews and Hayward to date are going to be much harder to come by when they'll be giving up 4 inches a man to tougher opponents. The interior points they've been scoring are going to drop significantly against the likes of Wisconsin, Connecticut, Louisville, Pittsburgh and Georgetown. MU needs someone to step up on the front court.
Unfortunately, injuries to Joe Fulce and Chris Otule, the team's only true center, have left the frontcourt dangerously thin. Both should be back around the new year. Otule is young and raw, but he has size. He'll add depth and defense against the bigger players in the big east. But, until he returns, MU has absolutely no one who can defend talented frontcourt players. That's going to be a problem.
The biggest disappointment to date has been Dwight Burke. I have nothing good to say about Burke's performance so far. He's been nonexistent. Patrick Hazel has taken many of Burke's minutes. Hazel has been a pleasant surprise. Unfortunately, his ceiling is nothing great, and he's no more than one inch and 5 pounds bigger than Lazar Hayward.
This is without a doubt the most talented 1-4 I've seen at MU in my lifetime. James, McNeal, Matthews and Hayward are all very good players. But, like the prior 3 seasons, MU's lack of size will likely be its undoing. So far I'm happy to see Buzz Williams' style of play is to run the court way more than Tommy Turncoat Crean ever did and to run an offense that is not so complex and slow as Crean's. MU hasn't employed much in the way of fullcourt pressing, but perhaps that will come against particular teams. Without a doubt, this team is going to have to run a lot to win.
Labels: Bucks, MU Basketball, Turncoat Tommy
Friday, November 21, 2008
It is "Save by Zero"
This comes courtesy of Slash. Hilarious. I don't know if any of you have seen that "Save by Zero" commercial. It's played now and again on some obscure channels, so you may have caught it.
Labels: Save by Zero
Would CC Sabathia net more $ in Milwaukee?
Due to an utter lack of intelligent conversation on the internets regarding CC "Ox" Sabathia's pending decision, I decided to do some simple research.I've you've read anything published in Milwaukee or on a sports website in the past month, you know that Sabthia has two (known) offers.
New York - $138 Million/ 6 years = $23 mil / year
Milwaukee- $100 Million/ 5 years = $20 mil / year
According to every sports writer in America, Sabathia's weighing his options because, well, he has warm feelings about the National League and the Brewers. Or, he might be waiting for a west-coast team to make an offer because he loooooves the west coast. There may be a bit of truth to something like that. Everyone knows he's a family man. Maybe he'd prefer to raise his family in Milwaukee or San Francisco than New York city. I know I would. When it comes down to it though, it's all about the benjamins, baby.
But wait, the decision might be extra super-duper difficult because the Ox wants to have the opportunity to hit. I'll go ahead and throw this out there: that's stupid. His agent knows it's stupid and he knows it's stupid. Not only does hitting pose a risk of injury, it's not what he's getting paid to do. Besides he's not going to get much better at it. He's not debating the decision because of hitting, folks. He's trying to figure out where he's going to make more money.
In New York, the income tax rate for persons making more than $500,000 is 7.77 %
In Wisconsin, the income tax rate for persons making more than $125,000 is 6.75%.
When you're dealing with $140 million, you're talking about a difference of $1.5 million in income taxes alone.
Then you have to figure cost of living, assuming Sabathia would at least have to take one residence in New York City and live there for 2/3 of the year. Everyone knows the cost of living in New York city is high. According to salary.com, the cost of living in New York is 75% higher than Milwaukee. For an employee making $20 million/year in Milwaukee, he'd have to make $35 million/year in New York to maintain the same standard of living. Look at this simple analysis using the Ox's rumored Milwaukee offer of $20 mil/year.
To break that down a bit, Sabathia could buy a county in Wisconsin for what he'd pay for a house in Hamptons. Almost certainly, the Ox has also taken note of the success of ventures and opportunities like Brett Favre's steakhouse. Who would go to a restaurant called CC's Feedbarn in New York City? Not many. Guess who would go in Wisconsin. You and everyone you know. Milwaukee would embrace him. He'd have endorsement deals in Wisconsin for the rest of his life. Look at Santana Dotson, a slightly above average player for the Packers during the 1990's. He's still pulling down 2 ad spots/year in Milwaukee. The Ox would be set. The Ox's $ and time would simply get him more in Milwaukee than NYC.
I realize my analysis is cursory, but it's certainly better than any of the subjective speculation currently being regurgitated around the internets these days. Next time you see an article that you know before even clicking through is going to say something asinine about the Ox making a decision because he wants to hit, or that he has a simple decision because, well $140 mil is more than $100 mil, don't do the author the favor of clicking on his article.
Labels: BBFO, CC Sabathia, Milwaukee Brewers, Stupid Sports Writers
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
Packers vs Bears
It goes without saying that watching this game made me very, very happy
Grant and Rogers dominated behind an offensive line that owned the Bears all day long.
Captian Kyle Neckbeard completed a whopping 4 passes to his scurvy ridden wide receivers
while leading his offence to dismal failure.
not that I had any doubts about the football robot
Little known is that during for this week Ted, Mike and Rock looking at the film could not understand how the Chicago Bears won 3 games not against the Lions. They produced a short record to help others around the league figure out how to beat the bears. It's title
"How to fuck the Shit out of bears"
Is pretty self explanatory. I don't know why they chose a Halloween/Count Chocula theme
This game shows how good the Packers can be when they put it all together. They dominated every phase of the game. The O-line's bulldozer performance on Grant's touchdown almost brought a tear to my eye. This is a young team that can get better with each game they play and could be very dangerous should they win the division and make the playoffs. Discuss this week's "game" and the playoff picture here.
Labels: AJ Hawk - Football Robot, captain neckbeard pipecleaner arm, Count Chocula, Neck Beard, Packers and Animals, Poop
Bears Fans Up in Arms Over Packers, McCarthy Running Up Score
PACKERS HAND BEARS 37-3 DRUBBING
It's week 10 and three teams are tied at the top of the NFC North. The question is which team will win the division, the Viqueens, the Bears or the Packers? To answer the question, we must first look at one of the two most important statistics - point differential. After yesterday's games, the Packers are at +65, good for 4th best in the NFC. A team with that good of a point differential should not be 5-5, but close losses against Tennessee, Minnesota and Atlanta will skew the standings. Meanwhile, the Bears are at +9 in point differential and the Viqueens are at -11. What this tells you is that both of those teams deserve to be 5-5, but the Packers should be 7-3 or at least 6-4 right now. This bodes well for the Packers.
Given these statistics, the Packers project to finish 9-7, as do the Bears. However, the Packers are much more likely to finish 10-6, and the Bears more likely to finish 8-8. The Viqueens, meanwhile, project to finish 7-9. The Packers-Bears game on Monday December 22nd very well could decide the division.
This shows how important the game yesterday was and why the Bears fans are so upset.
Steve, don't let this analysis stand in the way of your comic book illustrative assessment of the game yesterday.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Saturday, November 08, 2008
Saturday, November 01, 2008
Proof that there is a God...

Goodbye


Labels: Mini KGB, Undersized pass rusher
2008 MLB Postseason Award and Prediction Winners
The 2008 Postseason Prediction Winner is Condescendy, who, using a coin, successfully predicted the Phillies defeating the Rays in the World Series.
2008 MLB Awards
AL Pujols (Most Outstanding Player): Joe Mauer
NL Pujols (Most Outstanding Player): Albert Pujols
AL Walter Johnson (Best Pitcher): Clifford Lee
NL Walter Johnson (Best Pitcher): 3-way tie Tim Lincecum, Johan Santana, CC "BBFO" Sabathia
AL Rookie of Year: Evan Longoria
NL Rookie of Year: Geovani Soto
AL Beane Award (Executive of Year): Andrew Friedman
NL Beane Award (Executive of Year): (tie) Pat Gillick and Jim Hendry
AL Vizquel Award (Least Valuable Player): Tony Pena
NL Vizquel Award (Least Valuable Player): Omar Vizquel
AL Lima Award (Least Outstanding Pitcher): (tie) Carlos Silva and Livan Hernandez
NL Lima Award (Least Outstanding Pitcher): (tie) Jeff Suppan and Tom Gorzelanny
AL Sabean (Worst Executive): Bill Bavasi
NL Sabean (Worst Executive): Brian Sabean
Well, three people claimed their own award this year, repeat victories for Vizquel and Sabean, to no one's surprise.


