2008 Hendy Award Winner - Bill Hall
MU got a commitment today from an extremely light skinned black kid, a 6-9 PF from Pennsylvania named Brett Roseboro. Now, we all know that Buzz Williams is extremely astute in that he refuses to recruit white baskeball players to play in the Big East. But man, these black guys are getting lighter and lighter.
Labels: Light Skinned MU Recruit
Once again, we have implored the viewer to interpret this image. For me, the car is kind of like the Brewers payroll and fans, having Hall's contract/existence forced upon us against our will. Hall, on the other hand, is kind of like the guy dressed up like a woman that looks exactly like Hall and is putting his genitals in an automobile. Is the image legit or forgery? One thing is for certain - his .293 on-base % and .396 slugging %, while being one of the highest paid third basemen in the league has left all of our tailpipes feeling violated. But, could we really make this picture up? You decide.
Oh, hi kids! It's your old friend Scooter! I'm a Shitty 84 Mile Per Hour Fastball, sometimes called a Batting Practice Fastball. Here's how I work. Once I leave the pitcher's hand, I go reeeaaaaaaal slooooooooooooowwww. I keep hitters off balance by coming towards the plate incredibly straight, and I always avoid crossing the corners of the plate or crossing the plate too high or too low. I'm an especially popular pitch selection by pitchers in junior varsity high school baseball, the Land O' Lakes Baseball League, and by the Milwaukee Brewers' fifth starter! I get along particularly well with Jimmy Rollins and Pat Burrell!
Like last year, we are going to do this in round robin format. Everyone left will face off against everyone else one time. If there's a tie, we go to the head-to-head results between the two players that are tied. If they're still tied, we go to the usual "state your hate" tiebreaker.
Turnbow v. Hall
Turnbow v. Gagne
Turnbow v. Suppan
Hall v. Gagne
Hall v. Suppan
Gagne v. Suppan
Vote once for each matchup. Hate on and thanks for another great season, folks!
Sorry Mr. Meiz, this was filed as of 4:15 this afternoon. You will be served by mail.
Do we have a better name for this round? I hope not. After one of the most lopsided rounds in history (next to last year's excrement eight), we are ready to proceed to the rest of the team. Happy hating.
While October is typically a time most known for hate-fucking the Brewers (more to come on this front), BCS has also traditionally voted on players that actually played baseball well over the course of the season (and some that played just as poorly as the Brewers). As we have in the past, we'll vote for seven categories in each league. We'll keep voting open during the Hendies, or until it looks like everybody has voted. Condescendy, if you wouldn't mind, please link this to your hate-off posts as they will otherwise be lost down the page. The categories:
And who can forget this one:
Special thanks to Tommy for the below picture and, of course, our Los Angeles Dodgers for making this glorious weekend possible.
Now let's end this like-fest. It's time for the Hendies!!! That's right folks, it's award season and everyone's favorite awards are back. For a quick run down of the rules, wikipedia "hendy awards." Ok, it's not really up there yet...but give it time. Brackets will be posted this evening. Until then, get your brains churning and make sure to get on the horn with all those fair-weather bloggers who come around here but once a year.
Forgetting about this masked man, are we?