Friday, August 08, 2008

Fucking Play Me You Communist


Russell Branyan reportedly donned his old Indians uniform this weekend and broke a bat over his knee, pretending all the while that it was his Pinko manager's spine. Ned Yost, consider yourself warned.

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11 Comments:

At 9:41 AM, August 09, 2008, Anonymous Condescendy said...

If you open up to page 4 of the Ned Yost book, you'll find the phrase, "if the player is hitting well or the team is winning, keep everything, including the roster, the same." Yes, Counsell has started 6 games in a row and 7 of the last 8 games.

He had 5 hits in the first three games, which kept him in the lineup. Three of those games were losses, so he moved around the diamond. He is 0-12 in the last three games, but they were all victories. So, he stays in the lineup, plays third base and bats 6th. It all makes sense.

Also, it's taken me all season to get to this point, but Ned Yost should absolutely be fired.

Ned Yost, you are a useful idiot and a radical threat to society.

 
At 9:43 AM, August 09, 2008, Anonymous condescendy said...

Because the Brewers won last night, Craig Counsell will be starting at third base and batting 6th tonight.

In case you all were wondering, yes, this recent ploy by Agent Red has caused be to be less concerned with how much I hate Bill Hall and Rickie Weeks.

 
At 3:57 PM, August 10, 2008, Anonymous MyOPSvsRHP said...

Hey, what about me? Shouldn't I be getting more ABs?

 
At 6:35 PM, August 11, 2008, Blogger OldHossRadbourn said...

Look, the Brewers have rebounded nicely since Prince Fielder went all Michael Barrett. There's no doubt our pitching has been on quite a role. But NOBODY else on this blog is concerned that Craig Fucking Counsell is now considered the starting 3B? I would really love to be excited about the stretch run, but ths is ruining it.

 
At 7:06 PM, August 11, 2008, Anonymous condescendy said...

Call me Joseph McCarthy if you must, but Ho Chi Yost needs to be investigated for this.

I'll repeat what I said this weekend, but the Brewers must be at least 5 games ahead of the Cardinals on Thursday.

 
At 7:06 PM, August 11, 2008, Anonymous condescendy said...

Call me Joseph McCarthy if you must, but Ho Chi Yost needs to be investigated for this.

I'll repeat what I said this weekend, but the Brewers must be at least 5 games ahead of the Cardinals on Thursday.

 
At 9:48 PM, August 11, 2008, Blogger Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"There's no doubt our pitching has been on quite a role. But NOBODY else on this blog is concerned that Craig Fucking Counsell is now considered the starting 3B? I would really love to be excited about the stretch run, but ths is ruining it."


C'mon now, OHR.

A) the pitching staff has been on a ROLL. A decade in college should have taught you this.

B) You know damn well that Counsell isn't the starting 3b.

 
At 10:25 AM, August 12, 2008, Blogger bubsbrother said...

"I'll repeat what I said this weekend, but the Brewers must be at least 5 games ahead of the Cardinals on Thursday."

Why?

 
At 6:26 PM, August 12, 2008, Blogger OldHossRadbourn said...

Meiller, know knead two bee sew dam harsh broseph. Sew what if eye make sum spelling mis-steaks.

 
At 9:19 PM, August 12, 2008, Blogger Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Role/Roll is inexcusable. Why you gotta be so sensitive?

 
At 8:46 PM, August 13, 2008, Blogger OldHossRadbourn said...

Stop hurting my feelings.

 

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