Monday, December 31, 2007

Setting sail for the playoffs!!!

Favre got it going early and was his usually playful self on the sidelines

Bigby made an astute observation of the Lion's talent drawing on his past football experience
Grant was a monster while he was playing and his stinger should be ok

Ruvell was a monster all game
He did however get another monster crotch grab in the stands
However in the review booth.........
He was just getting a nice friendly inner thigh massage...from a man

The Packers rolled through the Lions on their way to the playoffs and now await the next victim Talk about the coming slaughter and other playoff talk here.










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Sunday, December 30, 2007

A Brewers retrospective

I was trying to find a picture of Bill hall I have on my other computer and came across these bad boys. This trip down memory lane was a nice refresher on how bad the Brewers used to be(Small pictures I know players identified in thread)




I don't know about you but I really miss baseball right now despite the awesomeness of the Packers. Are you happy with the Crew's offseason moves so far? Do you see any other major moves on the horizion? Talk about it in this thread here


Oh yea, no trip down Brewers memory lane of the early 00's is complete without at least one picture of Brooks Kieschnick

Friday, December 28, 2007

Motor City Kitties v. Pack Attack



These seem awfully appropriate...

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Saturday, December 22, 2007

Merry Christmas Brew City Sports

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Friday, December 21, 2007

What is the world coming to???


Four years and $48 mil later, the Seattle Mariners stink somethin' awful...

In other news, the Tigers inked Dontrelle "Don't Throw Momma From the D-Train" Willis to a 3-year extension. Eh, could be worse...at least we don't have to deal with Todd Jones again this year...Oh wait... :(

Go Brewers??? :)

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Reasons why white guys should have to play basketball in a different division, Exhibit A:



Special thanks to the guys at Cracked Sidewalks for the video. I figured it was about time to discuss MU basketball and, more importantly, why white guys shouldn't be allowed to play in Division 1 NCAA.

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Monday, December 17, 2007

GB = 12 - 2 #4 = Best Ever

Brett Farve broke the alltime yardage mark, the ref's hand, and the St. Louis Ram's at the same time
Marc Bulger did not have a good day
It got a lot worse when a Hawk in his nest spotted him moving slowly and swooped in for the kill
The Rams also gave up on trying to cover G-reg
Donald Driver had a huge game and caught the record breaking pass, unfortunately Tony "Not worth looking up how to spell his name" Sarigusa caught him for a postgame "interview"
You could see what was running through their minds
Even the Packer's punter is bursting with confidence on and off the field

The Pack dominated this game in all three phases after Diane's beer was opened.
With a first round bye locked up, the Packers look to stomping on an awful Bear's team on Sunday. Talk about it here

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Sunday, December 16, 2007

Put 'er in the old blog!


For those of you that have missed the comments below, CGB found it. We agreed that a lot of our antics get overblown from time to time, but we are definitely not exaggerating this one. Broph, I gotta ask you, did you get excited about this on your own, or did you go searching because we blogged about it?

**Update** The backars talked today about how Favre farts like a genius. Then we found this - "
I actually had the honor of meeting the guy at William & Mary's football camp a few years ago. My favorite Favre moment happened there. A bunch of us guys were at the water coolers getting a drink, and Favre walks up, says, "Hey how's it going?", puts his foot up on a water cooler, rips a fart, and leaves. Needless to say, we were all speechless."

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Saturday, December 15, 2007

UW-Whitewater D3 National Champions! UWW celebrates by drinking.

UW-Whitewater, better known for its drinking prowess (see above) than football won the Division III National Championship today against the Mount Union PURPLE Raiders, 34-24. Whitewater has lost the championship the last two years to the PURPLE Raiders, who might have the wimpiest name ever known to football. When interviewed Whitewater OG, Gus Kakowski said "We've been out-drinking pretty much everyone since 1868, even Lincoln. Now that we are champions in something other than drinking, we gotta get us some bitches, OWW OWW." Tight end Mike Kruger echoed Gus' sentiment, "WE'RE NUMBER ONE!! I MEAN, IN SOMETHING OTHER THAN DRINKIN!" Pierre Garcon (pictured below), star WR of the PURPLE Raiders, besides being a douchebag, is an NFL prospect and was utterly pounded by the UWW defense today. When interviewed Pierre had this to say "WOOO WOOO, EHH EHH, EHH EHH, GHOST RIDE IT."

I, an alumnus of the prestigious university, will also celebrate by consuming copious amounts of alcohol. I would assume any other good Wisconsinite would do the same.

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Friday, December 14, 2007

Brew City Sports: Remember When?




Those of you have have been around from the beginning may remember my raging manboner for NC State DE Mario Williams. Those of you watching the game last night, he lived up to his billing as a quarterback-ivore, sacking Denver quarterback Jay Cutler 3.5 times and ripping large chunks of flesh from his thighs and torso. Sometimes at night I fantasize about Williams and Kampman killing the babies of defenseless tackles while they feast on the blood of quarterbacks like vultures. Then, they do a little dance and drink the drink of the gods. It's creepy, but it turns me on a little.

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Thursday, December 13, 2007

I found my new job...

I think it's safe to say that this is the definition of a team hitting rock bottom:



Rock bottom.

Baseball set to name names

Type, highlight, chain link icon, paste
I don't think there's any name they could announce that would top the one already mentioned in the article. If I were an MLB steroid user, I wouldn't want a guy named Dick Pound coming after me. You'd think he would've just stuck with Richard as his first name.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Injury Bug Strikes: Johnny Jolly Jr. to IR, Packer nation hit in groin

Like a 2 x 4 to the groin of Hacksaw Jim Dugan
Johnny Jolly Jr was placed in the IR ending his year for the Pack
With Jolly and Cole out for the year the D - Line needs to finish the year healthy
and Harrel needs to justify his draft postion.
I suppose Ted Thompson looks like a genius right now for keeping so many lineman
Talk about the injury situation and the pending beatdown of the St. Louis Rams here

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Early Christmas Gift!

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on local TV news. Fortunately for me, this hasn't caught on in my neck of the woods. Enjoy!

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Don't Let the Door Hit You On The Way Out, Cockbrush


Well, you posted a 40.25 ERA in the second half. What'd you expect?

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Monday, December 10, 2007

So long, slapdick



We all knew it was coming, but that doesn't make it any less satisfying.

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Kyle Orton to start Monday for Chicago

Kyle Orton, the human white flag, will be flung into active duty for the Bears against Minnesota Monday. While he has already started for Chicago - and as such has been tallied as one of the 23 Bears quarterbacks to start during Favre's streak - I can't help but laugh in amazement at the Bears' struggles. The amazing part is, this picture could have been Brett Favre c.1991. Unfortunately for Chicago, Orton is a mere mortal. I'd feel bad for Bears fans if they weren't such intolerable shits.

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Sunday, December 09, 2007

NFC North Champions!!!

Apparently good news travels fast
McCown was looking on the bright side to the Packers victory
Jennings and the WR core did what they do best
And Favre fought through his injuries and last weeks performance
to turn in a solid day at the office and win the NFC North
The only reason for concern during this near flawless victory
was the minor injury to Clifton's shin, celebrate the win and talk about
the run to Superbowl here

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Brewers Sign Gagne to Set Up Closer Turnbow


Finally, we have a reliable set up man for Turnbow. It took 10 Mil, but Milwakeeans need not fret about who will get the ball in the 8th.

In all seriousness, I like this move. Did we overpay? Yes, but it's one year. And we actually outbid teams on the free agent market! Gagne will be just as effective as Cordero, and with way cooler goggles. Thoughts on this signing?

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Friday, December 07, 2007

You're four years too late, Douggie


At least he's out there acquiring pitchers that won't get all fucked in the head when they hit another guy in the head.

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Welcome to the Brew City Riske!!!!

Congratulations to Doug Melvin and the brew crew on signing Riske and starting to shore up the bullpen

Next step is finding a third sacker to mind the hot corner
However I found a shocking formula based on our new pitchers appearance

I dunno it just kinda popped into my head when I looked at his player profile

Talk about Riske and any other new players the Crew gets here

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Sunday, December 02, 2007

MLB Winter Meetings Thread

This year's winter meetings starting tomorrow in Nashville should be interesting for us Brewers fans. While Johna Santana and Miguel Cabrera are going to be getting all the headlines, the Brewers figure to make a move or two that could make or break this season. There are numerous areas that the front office must address if the Brew Crew wants an realistic opportunity to win the division.
First off, rumors are swirling that the Brewers will trade for Scott Rolen, supposedly offering Chris Capuano. In my opinion, this rumor is nothing substantial. Rolen is one of the highest paid third basemen in the league, and he's signed for three more years. With Rolen's injury history, I'd be shocked if the Brewers didn't want the Cardinals to eat over half of Rolen's salary. It'd be too risky for the Brewers to demand much less, especially considering that Capuano, though a terrible player, could demand a good amount in a trade because he's a young starting pitcher. Considering, too, how few intra-divisonal trades go through, I'm quite skeptical of there being serious discussions with the Cardinals.
But the fact that the Rolen trade is being discussed pleases me because it shows that the front office is not set on Ryan Braun playing third base next season. It's not just that Ryan Braun is woefully inadequate at third, it's that I think he could be an above average left fielder. And the Brewers do not have another good option in left. While Gabe Gross arguably is good enough to start, him starting means the Brewers don't have an adequate backup outfielder. The Brewers can't settle for Anthony Gwynn getting 200+ ABs in a corner outfield spot. Of course, Joe Wonderboy Dillon has a bat that would play in the corner outfield. But he's more of an infielder, in my opinion. I think even if the Brewers don't sign or acquire a left fielder, Braun moving to the outfield and Dillon playing at third is a better option.
Of course, the Brewers could still move Bill Hall back to third. This isn't the worst option. Hall was the worst center fielder in baseball last year. Getting him out of center would make the Brewers better, even if it meant Anthony Gwynn started in center. But, if the Brewers want to be an 85+ win team, replacing Hall with a better option than Gwynn is necessary. Sitting on Braun and Hall at their respective 2007 positions is too big of a risk. Something needs to be done. The Brewers do not have the strikeout pitchers necessary to mitigate the impact of the league's worst defense. Oh, and offering Kevin Mench arbitration makes this situation incurable.
All this said, the biggest challenge the Brewers face is to find an adequate everyday catcher. The situation is conplicated by the fact that the Brewers signed Jason Ken Doll. Like a Ken doll, he has no penis. He is the second, maybe worst defensive catcher, in baseball now, and his bat is a huge liability. The sooner the Brewers recognize that they just wasted $4.5MM and get a real catcher, the better. One of the biggest strengths of a good GM is recognizing sunk costs.
Speaking of sunk costs, the Brewers have another recent signee, Randy Chode, who is also a sunk cost. Like Jason Ken Doll, the problem is that the Brewers don't have much that would force Doug Melvin's hand to release Chode. The bullpen is as big of a problem as anything with the 2008 Brewers. If the Brew Crew can close a deal with David Riske, regardless of cost, the Brewers will have made a good first step towards securing the bullpen. Riske will be the only player in the pen worthy of coming into close games. The challenge Doug Melvin will face will be to replace Chode, Mota, Turnbow, Wise, Shouse, Aquino, etc. with guys that can maintain an ERA under 4. There's virtually nothing else on the free agent market, so the changes almost certainly have to come from within. Replacing Chode with Mitch Stetter is a start, then Wise with Steve Bray, etc. Another option is to grab an arm, maybe two, in the Rule V draft on Thursday. It makes no sense to me why the Brewers wouldn't grab a live arm or two and hope for the best. If they don't take a pitcher, perhaps someone like Brian Barton of the Indians system could be taken if the Brewers buy up in the draft. Doug Melvin has seldom utilized the Rule V draft. But, with 5 or 6 absolute vacancies on the 25-man roster this season, it seems the perfect time to change that precedent.
Although I doubt we're going to see any blockbuster trades for the Brew Crew, I think they will pull off one or two smaller deals. From what I've read, the players being dangled are Capuano, Bush, Vargas, Gwynn, and Hall. Unfortunately, Capuano, Hall, Bush and Vargas's trading value is about as low as can be. The Brewers' targets are bullpen, third base, and left field. I think the other target should be center field. In my opinion, the Brewers should dangle Jeff Suppan, Derrick Turnbow, Alcides Escobar, and Anthony Gwynn and try to grab one good reliever and a good center fielder, moving Braun to left field, Wonderboy Dillon to third, and leaving Bill Hall as a super-sub, the role he is best suited for. Moving Suppan would allow the Brewers to sign someone like Eric Gagne to a one or two year deal, extend Sheets or another younger player long term, etc. Unfortunately, I'm probably barking up the wrong tree in hoping for Suppan's departure.
What are everyone else's feelings and predictions? Last question...if the Red Sox or Yankees acquire Johan Santana, should the Brewers offer Ben Sheets to the losing team in the Santana sweepstakes? Sheets, like Santana, is only around for one more year for a cost that would make him an asset. And Santana appears to be garnering a huge return for the Twins. Though Sheets would not bring three major league ready top prospects like Santana, even one major league ready top prospect may be worth it. Sheets is too injury prone and expensive, and the time is right to take advantage of the Red Sox/Yankees war.

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Saturday, December 01, 2007

Why the F**K NOT?

If a playoff in college basketball is so good, then why isn't it in college football? F**K that, if a team in college basketball can win the the national championship and not its conference then why not DEM F*CKIN' DAWGS!!!!

QUINCY WAS FRAMED!!! HE IS INCAPABLE OF BREAKING THE LAW!