We're Back, Bitches!
After an exhausting west coast journey examining 'talented' baseball teams, contributors BCB, Condescendy, $lash, and E are back to drop some knowledge on the rest of you. Much like Marco Polo's journeys to Asia, we come bearing many intellectual and cultural gifts from far off lands, including how to win baseball game, how to hit with runners in scoring position (not just for average or power), and how to properly prepare a $6 stadium nacho dish - a west coast delicacy. You may ask why our recent findings failed the Brew City Nine this afternoon. Our answer? We were on the plane and Skipper Yost wouldn't field our calls, bitch. We are left with some burning cultural questions, most importantly: why the fuck don't more milwaukee women have fake breasts? And . . . if four dudes from Milwaukee show up during the sixth inning of your local team's baseball game, and they are not the last fans to arrive at said game, why the fuck do you have a baseball team?
It appears as though our foe to the south is struggling to win games every bit as much as the local team. This is most assuredly good news, as the Brewers appear prime for a complete bullpen meltdown culminating in a firesale of offensive depth in hopes of receiving competent bullpen arms in return. Likely near the valley of the seasons first slump and still sporting a 5.5 game lead, things are looking up for the Brewers. But don't look now, the Pirates, winners of 3 of 5 and favorite team of baseball expert John Kruk, are hot on the division trail.
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