The real reason the Packers lost to the Bears...
"I'm shotgunning beers when I'm with youBut when we are apart, I feel sober too
And no matter what I do, I feel the pain
...of looking at that girl in the stripped shirt"
Labels: Bears
posted by Captain N @ 7:01 PM
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Is that fucking Dawson?
Here's an article about Ryan Braun's defense: http://www.baseballprospectus.com/unfiltered/?p=609
If you can't access the article, I'll summarize: "as long as Ryan Braun plays third base for the Brewers, the Brewers will not make the postseason."
If anything, JT was bringing good luck. It makes me warm inside to see him shotgunning a Miller Lite.
On a related note, the butt-Bears had Ashton Kutcher and Taylor Hicks on their sideline during that game. How are we supposed to compete with that kind of star power? Dawson? The Backsteet Boys? You'd think we weren't even trying.
Of course, that was before I mentioned that the Majik man was prowling the sidelines of the green and gold. How did we lose? Still a mystery.
And on another unrelated note...
I think Young Hoss Radbourn solicited me for sex last night at about 2:33.
I don't know if I should be offended or impressed with myself and the fact that he hit me with a booty-call text message.
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