3TO Violates Zambrano with Potent Stick
Branyan goes yard in the 9th to break a scoreless tie between the Padres and Cubs. What's better, Zambrano goes the distance, gives up 2 hits, and loses. We salute you, Russell Branyan, for your majestic power and hilarious antics. And yes, I desperately wish Mr. Branyan was still a Milwaukee Brewer, although it's clear he still works for Milwaukee.
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posted by OldHossRadbourn @ 2:44 PM
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Also, with the bench-clearing brawl, a suspesion is sure to come for D Lee, given he threw the first punch. It really is enjoyable watching the Cubs find new ways to fail miserably.
Remember 2 years ago...the Brewers would have been no hit by big z if not for Russell T. Muscle's single. Big z is no match for the 3TO. I missed all of this brawl and whatnot. Can't wait to see replays. I hope David Wells ate ryan the riot.
Let's play a little game of guess who. Special props to whoever can guess the player with the fewest clues.
CLUE 1 & 2:
Hi, I'm a multimillion dollar pitcher whose ERA currently (6/17/07) is 5.46. Who am I?
I would guess Kevin Millwood, but that's contrary to my intuition that you're trying to make a point here somehow.
ha, nope, Millwood's ERA is 2.36 higher than that. Remember when his era was 2.36 for the entire season in Cleveland?
Millwood is a good guess but incorrect. I'm definitely making a point with this.
Clue 3:
I've allowed 80 hits and struck out only 22 batters in 59.1 innings. I've allowed 43 runs this season.
Okay, Clue 3 is no more specific than Clues 1 & 2. I'll give a more helpful clue.
Clue 4:
I currently pitch in the minor leagues.
THE SHARK?
Hell yeah. I'd love to not hate that guy any more. Here's hoping to a successful NFL career.
I thoroughly enjoyed the Love Muscle's tenure in Milwaukee. Anybody not named Helms or Counsellino at 3rd is a cool with me.
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