Brewers Hate-off
The Winner
The Winner
A perfect push last weekend gives me renewed gambling spirits. I present to you my selections for the 9/30-10/1 weekend.
Labels: Gambling
Despite a valiant effort by Chad Moeller (clearly the only valiant effort this group has ever seen out of Chad), the finals are set. Ben 'Semen face' Hendrickson versus Kevin 'Condom hat' Mench. Will Contraceptive Kevin wrap up the championship? Or will Blowjob Ben retain the title 'Brewer that sucks the most'? You Decide.
Labels: Hendies
And then there were four. These players need no introduction. Their names alone conjure up images of biblical-sized iniquity.
Kevin Mench,
Chad Moeller,
Ben Hendrickson,
Derrick Turnbow,Labels: Condom Head, Fellatio, Hendies, Poop, Sam the Eagle
We really have come a long way now, and we've lost some really good contenders along the way. We're down to eight: the eight most brutally foul, heinous, contemptible pederasts that this team had to offer this season.
In the stupidity that was this weekend, we came up with the idea for a Brewers hate-off from the past ten years. Several people encouraged me to include team management, coaches and even broadcasters in the hate off. After including those individuals, I decided that we'd have to limit the hate-off to the past 8 years instead of 10. Otherwise there would just be too many people to hate. Also, I don't want a lot of players in the brackets that people don't remember.
Labels: Hendies
The much anticipated matchups have been set. You've voted for the sixteen players you hate the most. Now you've just made your lives more difficult. You have to sift through this rag-tag bunch of assholes and decide who sucks more. Good luck.
Labels: Hendies
Geoff Jenkins, Kevin Mench, and Dave Bell are the WORST 5-6-7 hitters in MAJOR LEAGUE HISTORY.
4-2 last week, lets get to it.
Labels: Gambling
Voting for this round will close at noon on Saturday, September 23. Please do not forget that the other second round voting is currently going on. Voting for that round will also continue until noon on the 23rd. As always, vote for the player you hate MORE.
Labels: Hendies
this evening, the Washington Nationals lost their 86th game, meaning that there is no way they can win 76.5 games this regular season. This means baseball prognosticator Condescendy is the proud owner of a brand new Andy Jackson. Thanks again to all of those that participated back in February.
Labels: Gambling, Preseason MLB Predictions
After a somewhat predictable first round, the Bando and Taylor Divisions heat up quite a bit in the second round. Voting for this round will close at 1:00 PM Thursday, September 21. Thanks to everyone for the quick responses to the prior voting posts. With your continued help, we will have crowned a champion before the season is finished. That player will receive, among other things, status as our favorite player in 2007. Said person truly will be "so bad, he's good." On to the voting!
Labels: Hendies
DO NOT forget to vote in the Hate-a-Thon. Voting for all first round matchups is in progress.
Labels: Brewers Prospects
If you missed it, WE HAVE STARTED VOTING FOR THE OTHER DIVISIONS. Please scroll down and vote. As always, remember we are voting for the player we HATE MORE. Voting for these divisions will close at 11:59PM on Wednesday, September 20th. We will close voting early if the vast majority of voters have casted their votes by a 1:00PM on Wednesday.
Labels: Hendies
The winner of the Bando Division will face the winner of the Kinney Division. The winner of the Taylor Division will face the winner of the Franklin Division. Voting for this first round will close on Wendesday, September 20th at 1:00PM Central. If we get votes in quickly enough, we can move on to the next round and hopefully get this done by the end of the Brewers' season. REMEMBER THE RULES: We are voting for which player we HATE MORE.
Bando Division:
5 D. Anderson vs.
12 B. Hall
6 D. Sarfate vs.
11 D. Davis
7 G. Gonzalez vs.
10 F. Cordero
8 C. Villanueva vs.
9 T. Ohka
Taylor Division:
5 A. Simpson vs.
12 D. Bush
6 J. Hardy vs.
11 B. Sheets
7 D. Miller vs.
10 J. Capellan
8 R. Helling vs.
9 B. Shouse
Labels: Hendies
Vote in the tournament of hate
Labels: Tim McCarver
DO NOT forget to vote in the Hate-a-Thon
Labels: Brewers Prospects
Ok bloggers, it's time to rally around a common cause. Condescendy and I noticed blog participation beginning to swoon this summer and began searching desperately for solutions. We think we've found a clear winner. So far this season, 49 players have strapped on a Milwaukee Brewers uniform. Condy and I have found that we hate the vast majority of them. We assume that the Brew City contributors have similar sentiments.
Labels: Hendies
# 16 Lorenzo Cain (OF)
Labels: Brewers Prospects
As if I didn't already have enough TV to watch this weekend, ESPN Classic has bombarded this funnyman with even more slpendor. Starting tomorrow at 2:30 pm ET they will be showing a baseball movie marathon of Eight Men Out, Bull Durham, and Major League.
# 17 Mat Gamel (3B)
Labels: Brewers Prospects, MLB Draft
One thing's certain this weekend and it's the fact that my hip is in worse shape than Bo Jackson's. I will most definitely be sitting--or lying down--the entire weekend. But what better weekend to do so than what has been dubbed the most exciting cumulative weekend of games this season. In fact, I will be consuming an entire liter of Crown Royal in order to take the edge off this debilitating ailment. While I'm not posting according to the spread--I leave that up to Hammerin' Mandrew Bubberg--I have my always cutting edge insight to each game and straight-up picks.
Here's another installment of weekend gambler, where I, the Bub, try to convince you to dwindle away your life savings on sports gambling.
Labels: Gambling
# 18 Alcides Escobar (SS)
Labels: Brewers Prospects
#19 Dennis Sarfate (SP/RP)
Labels: Brewers Prospects
I WANT MORE BASEBALL! God, what is with people not caring about baseball any more? I guess the problem is that people got too excited about the Brewers playoff chances. Next time listen to the caution I emphasized. When the Brewers are winning a bunch of close games and have a terrible run-differential, they are not going to stay competitive for long. Three months ago we knew that the Brewers were not a very good team. Injuries are a factor, but even with Koskie, Hardy, Sheets, Weeks, Ohka, and others this team still probably isn't a .500 team. No team can get as little production out of the corners and be competitive. NONE! Mench, Jenkins, Koskie and Fielder. Say what you want, but there just isn't any player in there that has been above average for his position. Jenkins and Mench have been CONSIDERABLY below average. Make everyone else on the roster healthy and still start those guys in the corner outfield. The offense still is no better than average. So, we learned a lesson. Now let's try to get a little optimism back about the Brewers. We get a chance to watch some young players progress and get a glimpse at the likely 2007 roster this September.
Labels: Brewers Prospects
to hating Mench more than Nix or Jenkins. It'll be a tough decision in the hate-a-thon at the end of this season.
Baseball: