posted by Condescendy @ 1:58 PM
Hey guys, Little Ben here. I'm flattered and honored that you guys will be cheering for me as your favorite player next year. I mistakenly believed that my poor performance on the field would never lead to anything more than being disowned by my parents and people shitting on my mountain bike. Thankfully, you guys have made life worth living again, especially since the 13 of you that voted contributed to about 50% of the total boos that rained down on me during my starts this season. I just hope I can hold up my end of the bargain and prove, once again, that I'm the worst pitcher in the majors. Who knows, maybe I'll even get a little skin pigment this offseason cause, lets be honest, I'm more likely to do that than find a major league strike zone.
And with that, I'm ready to start the next hate off. Li'l Ben, you'll be happy to know that you are the favorite to win the 1998-2006 Hate-Off.
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