2012 Hendies - Winner, Francisco Rodriguez

Thank you to all of you who voted (and sucked) to make this moment possible. In a ringing endorsement of shittiness, Rodriguez swept the 2012 Hendies, selected in every matchup in which he was placed. $lash, in defiance of the foreBrewers that sucked so he could have this opportunity to state his hate, abstained from Feces Four voting, securing the unanimous decision for BBRod. Francisco will not be with the team next year, so Jeff Suppan's legacy as the only two-time winner is still intact; however, Rodriguez is sure to piss off the next fan base he disgraces with his presence.

2012 Hendies - The Feces Four

Well that was much ado about nothing. The four guys pretty much everybody expected to be here when the brackets came out are here. As always, the voting is in a round robin format. Explanations for voting in each matchup are strongly encouraged. Good luck and godspeed.

Lopes Division Winner

K. Loe 4 

Bando Division Winner

F. Rodriguez 6 

Taylor Division Winner 

J. Axford 7 

Yost Division Winner

N. Morgan 1

Matchups:

Loe vs. Rodriguez

Loe vs. Axford

Loe vs. Morgan

Rodriguez vs. Axford

Rodriguez vs. Morgan

Axford vs. Morgan

2012 Hendies - The Excrement Eight

Your choices are below. A special congratulations to Francisco Rodriguez, who, by my count, is the only player to go through the first three rounds without being voted against. Thanks for playing, John Axford. Condescendy is just too big a contrarian to let the hatred continue.

Lopes Division 

K. Loe 4 

C. Ransom 6 

Bando Division 

A. Ramirez 12

F. Rodriguez 6 

Taylor Division 

J. Axford 7 

C. Izturis 1

Yost Division 

T. Ishiwaka 2 

N. Morgan 1 

2012 Hendies - The Sewer Sixteen

So I can't count. We were at the round of thirty two assholes and had no pictures. Sadly, head illustrator Condescendy is on paternity leave, possibly forever. We'll see if we can pull together a few pictures for the feces four. Get ready for dick jokes.

Lopes Division 

K. Loe 4 
T. Green 1 

C. Ransom 6 
J. Perez 2 

Bando Division 

A. Ramirez 12
B. Conrad 1 

F. Rodriguez 6 
M. Gamel 2 


Taylor Division 

L. Hernandez 6 
J. Axford 7 

C. Izturis 1
T. Thornburg 4 


Yost Division 

R. Weeks 3 
T. Ishiwaka 2 

N. Morgan 1 
R. Wolf 5 

HATE OFF!!!

What a treat. In the first round, we've already got two candidates for State Your Hate. This is all totally subjective, so I've got no real way for telling you who's going to win. The two (!) Hate Off matchups are below. All hate-stating must be complete by 5 PM Central tomorrow, October 23.

Matchup 1, undercard - Tyler Thornburg vs. Jim Henson Henderson

Matchup 2, main event - Rickie Weeks vs. Carlos Gomez