2012 Hendies - Winner, Francisco Rodriguez
Thank you to all of you who voted (and sucked) to make this moment possible. In a ringing endorsement of shittiness, Rodriguez swept the 2012 Hendies, selected in every matchup in which he was placed. $lash, in defiance of the foreBrewers that sucked so he could have this opportunity to state his hate, abstained from Feces Four voting, securing the unanimous decision for BBRod. Francisco will not be with the team next year, so Jeff Suppan's legacy as the only two-time winner is still intact; however, Rodriguez is sure to piss off the next fan base he disgraces with his presence.